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Weekly Horoscope: For November 23, 2014 by Georgia Nicols
This is for the week of Nov. 23rd thru Nov. 30th
All Signs: A Sagittarian energy is in full swing because this week we have the Sun, Venus and Mars all in Sagittarius. This means everyone wants to run away to Mexico or Hawaii or someplace sunny and warm. But the truth is, Sagittarius actually symbolizes a love of adventure and a change of scenery. Fortunately, because Uranus is in a Fire Sign, and the Sun, Venus and Mars are in Fire Signs, this dance will bring everyone exactly what they want. We can ball expect a week that is full of spontaneous impulses that lead to exciting, unexpected events. New love with someone different and exotic is possible. Surprising, impulsive, romantic situations will materialize out of thin air. But of course, adventure is a tricky thing. When you're safe at home you wish you were having an adventure; and when you're having an adventure, you wish you were safe at home!
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This is for the week of Nov. 23rd thru Nov. 30th
All Signs: A Sagittarian energy is in full swing because this week we have the Sun, Venus and Mars all in Sagittarius. This means everyone wants to run away to Mexico or Hawaii or someplace sunny and warm. But the truth is, Sagittarius actually symbolizes a love of adventure and a change of scenery. Fortunately, because Uranus is in a Fire Sign, and the Sun, Venus and Mars are in Fire Signs, this dance will bring everyone exactly what they want. We can ball expect a week that is full of spontaneous impulses that lead to exciting, unexpected events. New love with someone different and exotic is possible. Surprising, impulsive, romantic situations will materialize out of thin air. But of course, adventure is a tricky thing. When you're safe at home you wish you were having an adventure; and when you're having an adventure, you wish you were safe at home!
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Canadian Association of
Retired People
Questions and Answers from a CARP Forum
Questions and Answers from a CARP Forum
Q: Where can single men
over the age of 50 find younger women who are interested in
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A: Keep busy. If you're
handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you're done, you
will have a place to live.
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Q: Someone has told me that
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Q: How can you increase the
heart rate of your over-50 year-old husband?
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A: Tell him you're
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Q: How can you avoid that
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Q: Why should 50-plus year
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FROM THE BACK PEW
A pastor's wife was expecting a baby, so he stood before the congregation and asked for a raise. After much discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the pastor's family expanded; so would his paycheck.
After 6 children, this started to get expensive and the congregation decided to hold another meeting to discuss the pastor's expanding salary. A great deal of yelling and inner bickering ensued, as to how much the pastor's additional children were costing the church, and how much more it could potentially cost.
After listening to them for about an hour, the pastor rose from his chair and spoke, "Children are a gift from God, and we will take as many gifts as He gives us." Silence fell over the congregation.
In the back pew, a little old lady struggled to stand, and finally said in her frail voice, "Rain is also a gift from God, but when we get too much of it, we wear protection."
The entire congregation said, "Amen."
A pastor's wife was expecting a baby, so he stood before the congregation and asked for a raise. After much discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the pastor's family expanded; so would his paycheck.
After 6 children, this started to get expensive and the congregation decided to hold another meeting to discuss the pastor's expanding salary. A great deal of yelling and inner bickering ensued, as to how much the pastor's additional children were costing the church, and how much more it could potentially cost.
After listening to them for about an hour, the pastor rose from his chair and spoke, "Children are a gift from God, and we will take as many gifts as He gives us." Silence fell over the congregation.
In the back pew, a little old lady struggled to stand, and finally said in her frail voice, "Rain is also a gift from God, but when we get too much of it, we wear protection."
The entire congregation said, "Amen."
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This Day in History, Nov. 26th
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AP video of Nov 26th History Events Video is 1 Min. & 33 seconds |
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1948 - 66 Years Ago Nov 26
1st Polaroid camera sold for $89.75 in Boston at the Jordan Marsh department store. The Land Camera model 95 becomes the prototype for all Polaroid Land cameras produced for the next 15 years. Despite the historic significance of this camera, there is very little demand for this camera in the USA from a collector perspective. In part, this is probably due to its relative commonness-- there were close to a million Model 95's produced during its production life. |
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1976 - 38 Years Ago Nov 26
Ringo releases "Hey Baby" single Richard Starkey, Jr., (born 7 July 1940), better known by his stage name Ringo Starr, is an English musician, singer, songwriter, and actor who gained worldwide fame as the drummer for the Beatles. |
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