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Florida Peaches $12. to $15. A Flat |
Georgia
Peaches 1/2 Bu. Case Small $25. Large $35. |
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A Little Catholic Humor
'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.'
The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano?' 'Yes, Father, it is.'
'And who was the girl you were with?'
'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation.'
'Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you
may as well tell me now.
Was it Tina Minetti?' 'I cannot say.'
'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?' 'I'll never tell.'
'Was it Nina Capelli?' 'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.'
'Was it Cathy Piriano?' 'My lips are sealed.'
'Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?' 'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'
The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped, and I admire that.
But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now
for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.'
Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and
whispers, 'What'd you get?'
'Four months’ vacation and five good leads ....'
'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.'
The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano?' 'Yes, Father, it is.'
'And who was the girl you were with?'
'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation.'
'Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you
may as well tell me now.
Was it Tina Minetti?' 'I cannot say.'
'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?' 'I'll never tell.'
'Was it Nina Capelli?' 'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.'
'Was it Cathy Piriano?' 'My lips are sealed.'
'Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?' 'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'
The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped, and I admire that.
But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now
for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.'
Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and
whispers, 'What'd you get?'
'Four months’ vacation and five good leads ....'
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Life is in Constant Conflict
Between Love & Ego. Love Always Wants To Say Sorry Ego Always Wants To Hear It.! |
Unbelievable fact --
Our body is full of water but wherever it hurts, blood comes out Our heart is full of Blood but whenever it hurts, TEARS come out. |
If you have a "Magnetic" personality and
yet people don't get attracted to you - it's not your fault.
They have "Iron" deficiency in their bodies. |
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Clever Signs!!
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On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push." ************************** |
At an Optometrist's Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place." ************************** |
On a Taxidermist's window:
"We really know our stuff." |
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THIS DAY IN HISTORY May 14, 1969
Production was ended on the Chevrolet 'Corvair' rear engine automobiles.
Production was ended on the Chevrolet 'Corvair' rear engine automobiles.
The Corvair was a compact automobile produced by Chevrolet during the years of 1960–1969. It was the only American designed, mass-produced passenger car that featured an air cooled engine that was rear-mounted. Chevrolet Corvair, sales exceeded 200,000 for each of its first six model years.
In 1969 only 6,000 Corvairs were produced, of which 521 were Monza Convertibles
For More Info. Go To https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chevrolet_Corvair
1960 Corvair (one of the 1st made)
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The Corvair's aluminum air-cooled rear-mounted flat-6 engine
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1969 Corvair (one of the last made)
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