Link To The Free Parking Pass & Dealer Discount Is At The Bottom Of This Page.
NO, NO, NO, This is absolutely, positively, without a doubt, the most unbelievable thing that I know of.
The long range weather forecast is predicting that the only day it will rain this week is Wednesday.
We have only had two Wednesday's this year that haven't had a prediction of rain in one form or another.
The forecast for this Wednesday 3/12/2014 is
Rain showers early, becoming a steady, soaking rain later in the day with a few
rumbles of thunder possible. High 78F. Winds SSW at 10 to 20 mph. Chance of rain 60% to 80%
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Strawberries prices are now running around $6.00 a flat. We expect prices to remain at this level for the remainder of the season. They may drop a little more now that the Strawberry Festival is over.
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The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing -- and then marry him.
Cher |
Even if you're on the right track you'll get run over if you just sit there.
Will Rogers |
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
Bill Cosby |
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There are two kinds of pedestrians The quick and the dead.
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I used to eat a lot of natural foods
until I learned that most people die of natural causes |
Healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
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Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
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In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
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How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
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Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
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If corn oil is made from corn,
and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? |
Why doesn't glue stick to the
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The Candy With The Little Hole...This should make you smile.
You have to love little kids.
The teacher gave each child some Lifesavers and ask the kids to identify the flavors by their color;
The children began to identify the flavors by their color:
Red......................Cherry Yellow...................Lemon
Green....................Lime Orange ................Orange
Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers.. None
of the children could identify the taste.
The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your
mother may sometimes call your father.'
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and
yelled, 'Oh my God! They're A$$-Holes! The teacher had to leave the room!
You have to love little kids.
The teacher gave each child some Lifesavers and ask the kids to identify the flavors by their color;
The children began to identify the flavors by their color:
Red......................Cherry Yellow...................Lemon
Green....................Lime Orange ................Orange
Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers.. None
of the children could identify the taste.
The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your
mother may sometimes call your father.'
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and
yelled, 'Oh my God! They're A$$-Holes! The teacher had to leave the room!
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Two old friends:
Earl and Bubba are quietly sitting in a boat fishing, chewing tobacco and drinking beer when suddenly Bubba says, "Think I'm gonna divorce the wife - she ain't spoke to me in over 2 months." Earl spits overboard, takes a long, slow sip of beer and says, "Better think it over............... women like that are hard to find." |
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This Day In History ("Buckwheat" of The Little Rascals) Was Born
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Click on the link below for Free Parking Pass & Dealer Discount.
http://www.plantcitymarket.com/free-parking-pass-3-12-2014.html |
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